Ingredients
Water, no sugar, and four things our lawyer asked us to stop describing out loud.
A five-year-old guessed the worst one
A new drink for little kids. Not for their parents.
Your parents
would not
get it.
Little kids grabbed it with both hands, traded it at recess, and told every grown-up something different. One five-year-old called it slimy.
We asked the kids first. The grown-ups can catch up later.
burp
that's Gary. one kid drank it, burped, and asked for two more.
not a smoothie✕not medicine✕not for parents✕shake it, obviously✕no sugar, still nasty✕burp-tested✕one kid licked the lid✕suspiciously green✕slime sold separately✕smells like a dare✕banned from one minivan✕grown-ups keep gagging✕not a smoothie✕not medicine✕not for parents✕shake it, obviously✕no sugar, still nasty✕burp-tested✕one kid licked the lid✕suspiciously green✕slime sold separately✕smells like a dare✕banned from one minivan✕grown-ups keep gagging✕
Who it's for
Little kids. That's the whole list. Parents can buy it and stay confused.
Adults may participate, quietly, alone
Status
Tested on 41 little kids, 3 snack tables, and one dad who gagged and then had more.
One flavor is still in quarantine
Optional
Favorite part of being a little kid?
four out of four kids said "again". one said it twice.