Ingredients
Water, no sugar, and four things we are not printing on the internet yet.
Contains 0% of what you're picturing. Probably.
A new drink. For kids. No, we're not sorry.
You are not
supposed to
know yet.
We made something kids will absolutely fight over, and possibly trade at a markup. No two taste testers agree on it. One of them called it weird.
We're not correcting any of them. Legal asked us to. We said no.
not a smoothie✕not medicine✕not for adults✕technically a beverage✕approved by nobody✕loved by someone✕shake it, obviously✕unsupervised by design✕your dentist has opinions✕no sugar, still chaos✕banned from one minivan✕not a smoothie✕not medicine✕not for adults✕technically a beverage✕approved by nobody✕loved by someone✕shake it, obviously✕unsupervised by design✕your dentist has opinions✕no sugar, still chaos✕banned from one minivan✕
Age range
Old enough to hide it. Young enough to be thrilled about hiding it.
Adults may participate, quietly, alone
Status
Tested on 41 children, 3 focus groups, and one uncle who signed a waiver.
Two flavors did not survive. RIP.
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